Rob and the guy who emailed me, here she is...

THE FEMALE WHO STARS IN THE GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN MOVIE WHO I SAID WASNT ALL THAT HOT. WELL THIS GUY EMAILED ME AND ASKED ME WHY I DIDNT THINK SHE WAS THAT HOT BECAUSE HE FEELS SHE'S BANANAS.

NOW LET ME NAME HER FIRST, HER NAME IS JOY BRYANT AND SHE HAS APPEARED IN A NUMBER OF FILMS, THAT I WONT NAME.

SHIT, EMAIL NIGGA, YOU AND MY FRIEND ROB ARE REALLY RIDING THIS WOMAN. I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH ON HER AND SAW NUMEROUS PICS OF HER, MODELING AND MOVIE CLIPS.. SHE'S NICE N SLIM AND HAS A WONDERFUL FACE AND A GREAT SKIN TONE...

...NEVERTHELESS I STILL SAY "SHE'S ALRIGHT BUT SHE NOT..." DAMN THATS A JAY Z QUOTE, SHE IS REAL... THAT'S OBVIOUS... SO ON A SCALE OF 1-10 WHAT WOULD I GIVE THIS ONE ON LOOKS ALONE...

NAW, THAT WOULD BE TO EASY. LET ME FIND OUT WHAT YOU PEOPLE OUT IN BLOG VILLE WOULD GIVE HER FIRST.

COME ON, LEAVE A COMMENT AND RATE JOY BRYANT AND PLEASE THIS TIME NO EMAILS... COME OUT THE BLOG CLOSET. WHOA! STAY IN IF ITS SOME BOOTTY BOY SHIT. YOU KNOW WE DONT GET DOWN LIKE THAT IN MY NECK OF THE HOOD.

UNO.

WHAT A GREAT FUCKIN GAME!

THIS IS THE LAST THING IM PUTTING UP ABOUT THIS NIGGA 50 CENT. YO PEEP A CLIP FROM THE BULLETPROOF GAME. CHECK OUT HOW LLOYD BANKS IS PICKING THE LOCK TO THE DOOR, AND LOOK AT 50 WITH THE 16 GAUGE SHOTGUN...
YO I SAW LIKE 40 CLIPS OF THIS GAME AND IT'S FILLED WITH SEX, VIOLENCE, DRUG USE, MURDER, MAYHEM, AND VARIOUS OTHER ACTS FOULER THAN GRAND THEFT AUTO WITH A BIT OF A STORY LINE IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT. AND YES YOU CAN KILL WHITE PEOPLE, IT AINT ALL ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME AND DRIVE-BY SHOOTINGS.
VERY INTERESTING... I THINK IM GONNA GET THIS FOR MY NIECE FOR CHRISTMAS... AWWW, DONT WORRY SHE'S 13... AND SHE WATCHES HBO, MTV, BET AND LISTENS TO HOT 97... SO WHAT'S IN THE VIDEO GAME THAT SHE HASNT EXPERIENCED BEFORE BESIDES A PUBLIC EXECUTION...


UNO 

THIS ANGERED QUITE A FEW PEOPLE

SHIT! IM READY TO USE THIS POSTER FOR MY NEXT NIGGA BOOK WHOOPS I MEAN URBAN FICTION NOVEL. YO, IF THEY ARE ANGRY AT THIS WAIT TILL THE SEE THE NEXT TRIPLE CROWN COVER...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS POSTER. THE TERMINATOR HAD A BIGGER GUN AND RED ANDROID EYES, SHIT THAT IS MORE SCARIER THAN A NIGGA WITH A PISTOL IN HIS BACK POCKET, OR IS IT...?
I GUESS IT ISNT. SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. A BLACK MAN HOLDING A BABY WITH A GUN IN HIS BACK POCKET IS MORE FRIGHTENING THAN A FUTURISTIC CYBORG SENT FROM THE FUTURE TO THE PAST TO KILL SOME WHITE WOMAN WHOSE GONNA BIRTH THE KID WHOSE GONNA DESTROY THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD.
AND IN THAT MOVIE ARNOLD WALKED INTO A POLICE STATION AND MURDERED LIKE 43 POLICE OFFICERS (I COUNTED)...
...IT AMAZES ME BECAUSE THEY NEVER SAID SHIT ABOUT ALL OF THIS NIGGAS BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE LYRICAL CONTENT. BUT WHY WOULD THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT.
AND WHY DO YOU WOMEN GET RIGHT UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR WHEN WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY DICK COMES ON...?
ALMOST AS MYSTERIOUS AS THE LOCNESS MONSTER, BIGFOOT AND WOMEN WHO RECYCLE WEAVE...

JUST MY THOUGHTS...

UNO 

Who is that white dude...?

That white dude is the damn director of the movie. I heard Mel Gibson was gonna direct Get Rich or Die Tryin but he declined at the last minute. Nevertheless this is the sort of movie that can nail you to a cross if you aint careful.
Why does everyone think their fucking life warrants a god damn book or screenplay. How many niggas got the same story as this character? A lotta niggas but only a handful of niggas actually have their own video game and this dude has one. He is really fucking doing some amazing shit... 50 I'm just gonna give you one little bit of advice. Do not do a cartoon... every rapper whose done one eventually became bankrupt... lets talk about it Hammer... and where is Tone Loc...?
And yo not for nothing but even in the video game 50 Cent is working with the cops... my niece saw some show that showcased the game or something and she was like, "In the game 50 is like a police officer."
I told her to look up black on black crime because all the police do is shoot black people. 50 I hope you got a couple of token white dudes in that game and some cheat codes for extra clips... 

YOU TELL ME...?

IS THIS A CLIP FROM HIS UPCOMING MOVIE GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN OR IS THIS A REAL FUCKING PHOTO. SOMEBODY LET ME KNOW IF THIS NIGGA BEEN IN JAIL OR NOT...? I'M CURIOUS... HE SEEMS REALLY COMFORTABLE, THAT OR HE'S AN OUTSTANDING ACTOR... 

THIS NIGGA LOOKS REALLY COMFORTABLE IN JAIL!

He's sharpening his emcee skills while in the bing. Wow! What a stretch for this dude to act like he's in prison... well, I aint sure if he's ever been actually. I gotta research that one but I know Tony YaYo was locked for a time and well when he got out 50 hit him with a million dollars, a benz and a condo apartment... I wanna start singing, "That's what friends are for..." like Ms. Warwick but shit no friend of mine ever copped me a benz. I'll give Mr. Curtis a fucking Scooby snack for that shit.
I aint gonna mention any names (P.Ditty) but some cats don't do shit for people even when those people go down for them... I think Shine is a wack rapper. But he aint no snitch and he obviously will bust his gun when threatened. Or when he's with a bitch ass nigga. But yo, I don't know enough about the case to really speak much on it or about what truly went down. Though I saw that interview on MTV and well Shine was saying something but the nigga had glasses on with no lenses and once I saw him doing that shit... I TURNED THE FUCKING CHANNEL AND STARTED WATCHING FRIENDS RERUNS.

A friend of mine really likes this broad.

I decided not to even name this chick. I don't find her as hot as my boy Rob, that nigga loves this dame. He called me up yesterday saying, "Yo. I'm gonna go see that 50 Cent movie because of that bitch."
I was like, "Do you, ya jerk." Then I was like, "Who is that bitch?" I was curious so I did a bit of research on the dame and well, I don't even think she's worth me naming her.
Rob she is alright looking but shit nigga, why did you wake me up for her. I was expecting something a bit more Halle Berry-ish.
I know your wife bloggs in to LITERARY HOOD every once in a while, so after she smacks you in the face, Holla back at me!

LOOK AT WHAT THEY HAVE BECOME!!!

My publicist sent me this pic and I just had to share this with the masses. You have Al B Sure a dude you women were really loving in the mid to late eighties, K-Ci the guy Mary J was so hung up over she wrote a whole album about it (MY LIFE) and last but not least Tevin Campell. Tevin looks like a crack fag...! Wow! What happened to him.
The other two dudes, well, Al doesnt look that bad but take a look at K-Ci... and what the fuck are those finger guns about...?
Marinate on this people, and please don't be a one hit wonder, drink heavily, or smoke crack. You might wind up looking like one of these dudes...

UNO