LITERARY HOOD

LiteraryHood gives you the inside scoop on the urban and not so urban literary grind. These urban fiction streets are just as harsh as the drug trade. Authors out on the corners selling books like they're a controlled substance instead of pieces of great fiction... the nerve of these jerks to treat us in such a way. Hey wait a minute, this is a black owned genre... so I guess we are treating ourselves...

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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Rob and the guy who emailed me, here she is...

THE FEMALE WHO STARS IN THE GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN MOVIE WHO I SAID WASNT ALL THAT HOT. WELL THIS GUY EMAILED ME AND ASKED ME WHY I DIDNT THINK SHE WAS THAT HOT BECAUSE HE FEELS SHE'S BANANAS.

NOW LET ME NAME HER FIRST, HER NAME IS JOY BRYANT AND SHE HAS APPEARED IN A NUMBER OF FILMS, THAT I WONT NAME.

SHIT, EMAIL NIGGA, YOU AND MY FRIEND ROB ARE REALLY RIDING THIS WOMAN. I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH ON HER AND SAW NUMEROUS PICS OF HER, MODELING AND MOVIE CLIPS.. SHE'S NICE N SLIM AND HAS A WONDERFUL FACE AND A GREAT SKIN TONE...

...NEVERTHELESS I STILL SAY "SHE'S ALRIGHT BUT SHE NOT..." DAMN THATS A JAY Z QUOTE, SHE IS REAL... THAT'S OBVIOUS... SO ON A SCALE OF 1-10 WHAT WOULD I GIVE THIS ONE ON LOOKS ALONE...

NAW, THAT WOULD BE TO EASY. LET ME FIND OUT WHAT YOU PEOPLE OUT IN BLOG VILLE WOULD GIVE HER FIRST.

COME ON, LEAVE A COMMENT AND RATE JOY BRYANT AND PLEASE THIS TIME NO EMAILS... COME OUT THE BLOG CLOSET. WHOA! STAY IN IF ITS SOME BOOTTY BOY SHIT. YOU KNOW WE DONT GET DOWN LIKE THAT IN MY NECK OF THE HOOD.

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The chic in the picture is okay..but I gues it depends on what you like. If I were a guy she'd be to slim for me. Slim is cute but she had no curves at all, with her height a few curves wouldn't hurt.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Mr. McCalla said...

Thank you nameless person but you neglected to rate her on the 1-10 scale...
so get back at me with numbers...!!!

5:14 PM  
Blogger Mr. McCalla said...

well, all I can say is Jada Pinkett Smith looks like a little boy... I dont find her even remotely attractive!!!
And I dont think a woman can see the beauty in a woman like a man can. Unless you are a lesbian, which you aint GP...!
But I think a 7 is a great rating because most call women dimes (10) and those women aint nearly that. What is a dime anyway, I dont think I've even witnessed one...
Nia Long is about a 7 also, and Gabrielle... whatever her last name is, I know who you are talking about, she might be a 7.5

UNO

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't trying to put my pic up. Just not to familar with this. Don't want you think I am a damn book groupie.

12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY, my comment didn't post yesterday. Anyway though I give Joy about a 7. She is cute in the face and slim in the waist. She is repping on the big screen for women who you can see everyday around the hood. You can't knock that. REAL TALk. Well, at least I can't. Why is it to you she alright. Now, you gotta at least she is a pretty girl.

10:53 AM  

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