LITERARY HOOD

LiteraryHood gives you the inside scoop on the urban and not so urban literary grind. These urban fiction streets are just as harsh as the drug trade. Authors out on the corners selling books like they're a controlled substance instead of pieces of great fiction... the nerve of these jerks to treat us in such a way. Hey wait a minute, this is a black owned genre... so I guess we are treating ourselves...

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SPOT RUSHERS THE NOVELLA, IS MY LATEST WORDS OF ART... LITERARY HOOD IS BACK IN THE BUILDING...

Thursday, October 27, 2005

At The Courts Mercy by KaShamba Williams

THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO DRIVEN PEOPLE. ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING ME!!! ARE YOU TRULY SITUATING WHAT IS GOING DOWN!!! DECEMBER 15th, ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED...! THINGS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PONDERING WILL BE PONDERED...! THE MOMENT IS AT HAND!!!
...DECEMBER 15th... KEEP THIS DATE IN YOUR CALENDER... DRIVEN THE SEQUEL, AT THE COURTS MERCY by KaShamba Williams... the author of Blinded and Grimey

I don't think I need to say more, but if you want more log onto www.kashambawilliams.com
kashamba will explain the rest...
This is LITERARY HOOD...

UNO.
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DRIVEN by KaShamba Williams

This is the new cover! And if you haven't picked up Driven from your local or abroad book store you need to. I read this book during a books signing. It was just released and I grabbed the book because it was a book written by KaShamba Williams. I read it, the whole damn thing, it only took me like 6 hours but it took that short of time because KaShamba's words kept me reading... I was very entertained... I was promoting my own two books during the signing but I had to promote Driven since I was reading the fucking book. A woman asked me, is that book good, the one you are reading and I was like, damn, this bitch is really testing me... and I had to be honest, so I said, yeah this book is good, have you ever read Grimey or Blinded...
...she said no, and I was like cool, get Blinded and Grimey, then get Driven after that...
...the woman got both Blinded and Grimey and she got my first book... I was really feeling that woman, she was cute and had a fat ass...! But in any event i recommended DRIVEN... and yo the sequel to DRIVEN is right around the corner... and as great as LITERARY HOOD is we have the exclusive on the COVER, and IT IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER... MEANING YOU ARE GONNA GET IT DIRECTLY AFTER YOU GET THIS...
...you know how we do in literary hood... the first shall be the last, like the bible states... so you will see the second cover first, since it is the most current or the next KaShamba Williams words of art... But as you read this bare in mind that I BLOGGED IT FIRST...
I LOVE YOU KaShamba Williams...

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Promoting 101

Ahhh, the nice red bone toned dame in this picture above my words is a sexy author friend of mine. WELCOME TO LITERARY HOOD PEOPLES... you know who it is, your friendly neighborhood author Brandon McCalla.
Here is a great way to promote your words of art (your novel, nigga)...

Clothing: tee-shirts and baseball caps (fitted caps mind you, step your game up)...
people read the words on your body but authors you should pass these things out, for free!!!
Stop using bullshit business tactics on your consumers...

I see some authors trying to sell the clothing that has the promoting on it and anyone who purchases a tee-shirt or hat with an authors book or publishing company information on it, is a pure ASSHOLE!!! You should have gotten a free tee-shirt with a book purchase.

FIRST OFF, IF YOU ARE WEARING THEIR CLOTHES, YOU ARE DOING THEM A FAVOR.

YOU ARE A WALKING BULLETIN BOARD...

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST TO PAY FOR PROMOTIONS AND YOU ARE PAYING THEM TO PROMOTE THEIR PRODUCT FOR THEM... when you buy these shirts n hats...

IF AN AUTHOR TRIES TO SELL YOU ANY CLOTHING WITH THEIR PRODUCT ON IT...
DO NOT SUPPORT THAT AUTHOR ANYMORE!!! ...and I see the more successful authors doing it, meaning they are making money and still don't give a damn about you! How about them apples...

IF I SEE ANYONE, WHETHER AT THE HARLEM BOOK FAIR OR OTHERWISE BUYING AN AUTHOR SHIRT I'M GONNA LAUGH RIGHT IN THEIR FACE, AND WHEN THEY ASK ME WHY I'M LAUGHING...
I'm gonna tell you to get up on my blogsite and search through the archieves for this post...

Back to business... Kashamba is a good publisher because she made nice tee-shirts to promote STILETTOS 101 for Lenaise Meyeil...

check this log onto Kashamba Williams website and get what's hood about both these lovely author vixens...

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KEEP PROMOTING!!!

When your publisher is the worst and an unmotivated waste of your literary time and existence. When people call and email you daily asking why your books aint in the Borders or Barnes n Nobles where they purchase their books ...
Well when this happens you gotta continue to stick to your grind because once you give that publisher your final book and that contract is severed and you get an agent and now you got numerous publishing companies knocking at your door because they know how great I am!!! Whoa! I mean how great you are, this is all purely hypothetical.

Regardless of all of that you still see me, your friendly neighborhood author Brandon McCalla still out in your neck of the hood with both my books, taking photos n such... still promoting. I aint promoting for my no good publisher, no boys n girls, I wouldn't dare do that. And well, maybe he's going through a few things but when you can not monopolize off of a extremely gifted words smith such as I, and when this author now has the whole world knocking at his door... you could only look like an idiot... correct me if I'm wrong.

But regardless of all of that, you still gotta promote, and promote hard. You still have to expose yourself with your publishers product (which is yourself) and get in as many publicity shots as you can. If your publisher can't bring you to a state of glory, you gotta move away from that person and find another who sees your vision more clearly.

Remember, Columbia records couldnt even make 50 Cent go gold. But Interscope made him go Diamond... and 50 had a good deal to do with his success also, why you ask? Well because he worded his complaints and attacked all the jerks involved in his existence, whether a punk ass Ja-Rule, his bitch ass record label at the time or whoever...
HATE BREWS A LOT OF PUBLICITY AND IT KEEPS YOUR NAME UPON THE TONGUES OF THOUSANDS...

Word your shit!!! But while you are venting and letting the world know about one of a million billion jerks, promote your work, promote!!! Oh and never say cheese when they snap those photos, only smile when you are rich!!!
I dont believe in that G-Unit shit, I aint gonna DIE TRYING, I'm gonna LIVE DOING!

UNO.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005

DREAMING... what does it all mean, or doesn't mean... Let's talk about it.

Hello boys’ n girls, it’s me your friendly neighborhood author Brandon McCalla and you are once again right up on my BLOG ave, on a cyber corner in the middle of my Literary Hood. Peeps, I’m working on an erotic short story for an upcoming anthology and I’m incorporating the science of mysticism and the magic of dreams within my story.

We aint here in BLOG Ville to describe my story in synopsis or provide the whole damn story for you to read or a snippet for that matter. Though I’ve done so in the past we are not nestled within the present and you are within my presence, though not physically in spirit and I’m here to talk about dreams. Now I’m pretty sure all of us know exactly what a dream is but just in case a very small handful of you don’t I’m gonna break down what a dream is.

Dreams are thoughts, visions, and other sensations that occupy the mind in sleep. Dreams occur during that part of sleep when there are rapid eye movements (REMs). We have 3 to 5 periods of REM sleep per night. They usually come at intervals of 1-2 hours and are quite variable in length. An episode of REM sleep may be brief and last but 5 minutes. Or it may be much longer and go for over an hour.

About 20% of sleep is REM sleep. If you sleep 7-8 hours a night, perhaps an hour and a half of that time, 90 minutes, is REM sleep.

REM sleep is characterized by a number of other features besides REM, including rapid, low-voltage brain waves on the electroencephalographic (EEG) recording, irregular breathing and irregular heart rate and-- what may be most evident to someone else—involuntary muscle jerks.

Non-REM or NREM sleep is a dreamless sleep. During NREM, the brain waves on the EEG are typically slow and of high voltage, the breathing and heart rate are both slow and regular, the blood pressure is low, and the sleeper is relatively still. NREM sleep is divided into 4 stages of increasing depth.
About 80% of sleep is NREM sleep. If you sleep 7-8 hours a night, all but maybe an hour and a half is spent in dreamless NREM sleep.

Dreams are penetrable; meaning it has been found experimentally that one can communicate with a person who is dreaming. Wow!

The content of dreams is sometimes the topic of psychoanalysis. While this method of therapy is less common that it once was some doctors still look at dreams as a diagnostic clue to medical disorders. For example, children with bipolar disorders have been found to frequently have a particular type of nightmares, and especially lucid dreams are a side-effect of certain medications. These clues indicate that chemicals in the brain, as well as life events and our own preoccupations, influence our dreams.

Dreaming is not uniquely human. Cats and dogs dream, judging from the physiologic features. So apparently do many other animals. Wow again!

The word “dream’ is traditionally tracked back to an Anglo-Saxon word that meant joy, gladness, or mirth. However, “dream” more likely came from another word (from Sanskrit) meaning deception. Thus, when we dream, is it a joy or a deception?

Now you know what dreams are and I’m pretty sure you have had quite a few and can recall a handful or many. Here is the assignment Literary Hoodie… I want you to tell me about a recent dream or your views on the definition of dreams or the aspect of dreaming. Feel free to touch on this subject in any way, shape or form you see fit. You know how we do on this BLOG and I will answer you guys with what little knowledge and information I have on the subject. And I will even do a bit of research for you if your comments are interesting enough, creating a separate BLOG to discuss the issue if you so move me.

Here are a few things I’ve put in bold lettering that I’ve acquired and find interesting. Feel free to roll with anyone or series of these or give me something from you own mind (for a fucking change)…

A dream can warn us of potential danger.
Frequently things that trouble us crystallize in a dream.
Everyone who sleeps- dreams- including animals.
When you take a nap- you are ten times more likely to remember your dreams.
One average, we sleep for a third of each day. Take your age and divide it by 1/3 and you will know how many years you have been asleep. For example- if you are 30 years old- you have slept for 10 years.

And let’s not forget about those wet dreams, those sexual subliminal situations during REM. I’m gonna dedicate a completely different BLOG on that shit. But for now let us start here…

UNO