Kelis and her cleavage/Nas and his leaky album

This is Kelis obviously. She looks so damn good. Look at her, yes showing cleavage yet she is so damn, well natural looking. No fucking crazy weave, no overwhelmingly caked up make-up. And her smirk looks genuine.... Nas definitely ringed a nice piece. Kelis equals appealing!
Oh Nas, a couple of tracks from off of your soon to be released album (titled, hip hop is dead or kill rap or some shit like that) leaked. Someone who was in the studio with you probably snuck out with a CD full of tracks. Yeah nigga, I got practically the whole damn album. The nigga sent me like 14 tracks via yahoo instant messenger... I was like, "Yo! How the fuck did you get these?"
He said, "It's a short story. You keep asking questions and no new Nas tracks for you!"
Guess what, I stopped asking questions.
Be glad I love you Nas, if I didnt this shit would go straight to LimeWire, but fuck them. From what I've heard your shit is worth the price these stores over charge us for Compact Disks. I wasnt sure about you, Jigga and the whole Def Jam situation till I heard what I heard. YOU STILL GOT IT DUKE. I really feel like shouting out a few of the songs titles, but I won't... damn, my hip-hop is so deep, I would never disrespect Nas, ever! Only my dame is gonna hear this.

UNO