LITERARY HOOD

LiteraryHood gives you the inside scoop on the urban and not so urban literary grind. These urban fiction streets are just as harsh as the drug trade. Authors out on the corners selling books like they're a controlled substance instead of pieces of great fiction... the nerve of these jerks to treat us in such a way. Hey wait a minute, this is a black owned genre... so I guess we are treating ourselves...

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Monday, June 05, 2006

THE CARL WEBER WRAP UP... moving right along

THIS IS MY ANSWER TO THE LAST COMMENT ON THE CARL WEBER POST AND THE PERVERBIAL WRAP UP!!!

I hate the anonymous posts but thanks, though I've already seen that interview (yawn). Well he did mention a stalker and I've had a couple of those and had to change my number because of the Shoe Queen’s baby’s father and his ultra stalking (he is such a poor specimen of a human being). But never in my existence have I had a woman tell me a baby was mine when I aint hit it... NEVER!!!
But they say never say never because anything is possible. But who are they? I aint never met them.
I find it odd nonetheless, though I haven’t sold as many books as that dude. So maybe I have lower grade of stalkers and he has the premium weirdoes.

This Carl Weber thing has gotten me a bit more email (thanks Carl that was one thing I didn’t need). But for some reason I’m overly informed about Carl now and I love responding to anyone interested in my Literary Hood medium especially now since I’m about to be a radio personality, which is interesting indeed. If you know me you know how the show is gonna be…

I got enough info to wrap this Carl Weber thing up but only on my perspective based upon what people have left via email testimonies and such (yes it has gotten that real). I grow weary of this issue though. I’m posting this wrap up so that I can move along and get into something a bit more intriguing, my singularity theory in the social medium (singularity is a scientific term, if you’ve read up on Black Holes and other celestial phenomenon then you know the term) pertaining to the way the universe works and man and woman join or union. How conflict hinders the infinite progress of a relationship, the way inertia can even hinder the progress of light… I know it sounds like something you don’t even wanna know but I’m gonna incorporate a whole lot of sex in my article. Keep tuning in.

As for the Carl Weber interview (and let me remind you once more, I aint gonna concentrate on this baby's mama drama if I do get it, but I shall inquire) it doesn’t seem like I'm gonna get that interview though. Yes my Literary Hood Brethren, I have failed. Sad but true…
He just doesn’t pick up his phone...

...so now that that's settle, I'm sure he'll be at the Harlem book fair, let us see if he brushes me off again... but I aint alone in the cold shouldering, so many people have come out the closet via email to my brandonmccalla89@yahoo telling me how much they don’t like Carl Weber... sheesh I though I had enemies... come to think of it I don’t have to think, I do have enemies, who doesn’t?
...I haven’t been formally introduced to Carl, so I don’t know why everybody hates him.
Take away the brush off and Carl and I are practically blood brothers...

UNO

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