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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Sex is Educational

LADIES WHEN A MAN ASKS FOR HEAD, HE’S ACTUALLY SEEKING TO FURTHER HIS EDUCATION.

Everyone is aware that sex is a rather pleasant activity. Scientist as well praise sex and discover more and more healthy advantages of it. Indeed, it is good for the body and soul, incredibly healthy in all aspects. I’d rather have sex than do a couple of flights on a stair master or a few laps on the tread mill. I read that German scientist went even further than simply stating sex is a very healthy workout. They have declared that regular sex makes people smarter.

Leading specialist from the Medical research Center in Hamburg managed to draw such strange correlation between one’s physical and intellectual capacities. According to the author of this fascinating research study Mr. Werner Habermel, regular sexual intercourses stimulate development of one’s intellect.

Now, now, my niggas, don’t get carried away thinking that you are gonna get that super SAT score buy blazing a couple of hoochies and chicken heads before the test. And ladies don’t think that you can just blow a nigga’s brains out (pardon the pun) and become Einstein directly after the money shot. Nonetheless, there is some truth to this German dude Habermel’s reasoning.

Check this, scientist claim that such substances as adrenalin and hydrocortisone (hormones of adrenal gland) are secreted in large quantities during foreplay and sexual intercourse. Together, these substances stimulate the grey matter of the brain, which in turn simulates intellectual activity. I have a foot fetish and sometimes when I’m licking my girlfriends toes I feel enlightened on some E=MC 2 shit.

Obviously, one should not wholeheartedly stick to Habermel’s assumptions. Hormones will always be hormones, and we should refrain ourselves from such important sources of knowledge as books. However, the term getting some head or giving brain does now indeed seem more relevant scientifically to me than it did before.

I for one cram to understand and wish to be as knowledgeable as I can. I know now that I’ve gotten it all wrong. I should have dealt with prostitutes during grade school and college because they have more sex than anyone and they could have taught me much, instill within me more knowledge than the women I romped around with. Those dames hardly gave head or brain or anything and well, they were really selfish with their knowledge because they didn’t have any. All along it was those hoes and whores who were hoarding vast amounts of information crucial to modern mans intellectually advancement, and here I was seeking my education scholastically abroad with naïve and inexperienced girls.

THIS IS LITERARY HOOD, WHERE YA LEARN SOMETHING EVERYDAY OR EVERYOTHER. I’M GONNA REALLY EDUCATE MY GIRL TONIGHT.

UNO

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...Brandon it does not matter how much I know you, you always have a way of cracking me up. You are my boy and all but sometimes I wonder if you just sit around and smoke your what you call it? That masters cigar stuff and make stuff off. Okay, I gotta give you a scooby snack...I was really feeling this one :)

Holla

7:13 PM  
Blogger Mr. McCalla said...

ANONYMOUS PERSON, THIS WASNT MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS. THIS WAS AN ACTUAL SCIENTIFICAL STUDY. IM SO MOVED BY THE SCIENTIFIC ASPECTS OF THIS THEORY THAT IM GONNA DONATE MY BODY SO THAT THEY CAN FURTHER SITUATE THE STUDY.
I GUESS THEY WILL HAVE ME SEXING A HAVE HUNDRED WOMEN AND THEN GIVE ME A FEW SCHOLASTIC TESTS TO SEE IF I'VE GOTTEN SMARTER... LETS HOPE THEY DO...

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