SEX APPEAL A QUAGMIRE...! OR DO YOU JUST STINK...?

Hello once again boys n girl and welcome to literary hood (the BLOG). It is I your friendly neighborhood author Brandon McCalla, the sometimes angry Negro because of my terrible publishing situation from my current publisher. Mind you current is such a good word because river currents change as often as season’s do in a year, if not more so.
Now before you get knee deep into another frolic within the humble psyche of a simple human being attempting to understand life, let me yell at you people!
So many people hit this BLOG up. One day I got information of over 140 people, yet only a handful of you jerks post any replies. Don’t text message me, call me, or email me with a comment… vent people, let’s talk about it on this. This is why I’m typing this now and not just calling you, or sending you a text message. This is a platform where your voices can be heard, like an echo through long capaciously hollow halls!!! As poetic as that, eh, exactly, now lets talk about sex…
…Sex appeal to be exact. Damn, some people just have that shit. I read about something called pheromones and I just wanted to break pheromones down because once or twice in my life I know I got a whiff of them and they can drive you over the edge. Some women just have something within their being, maybe genetically that makes me wanna… you know, fuck the shit out of them. But sometimes it’s deeper, sometimes it just goes into wanting them period! Whether just sitting down cuddling up watching the Food Network on cable, or just enjoying ones company out upon a nice summer midday, walking or just within each others presence. But even with those corny romantic things a bitch will still have my dick hard… throughout the whole damn day…! And then it goes right back to wanting to quench the stiffness with some nice warm, moist, yup! I don’t even gotta go deeper…
What are PHEROMONES…? Pheromones are natural chemical “scents” men and women produce that attract the opposite sex. We don’t actually smell these “scents”. They are detected subliminally through our VNO system (vomeronasal organ). The VNO system consists of a relatively small receptor in the nose which detects pheromones and relays it to the hypothalamus portion of the brain. We tend to be aroused by and less inhibited around members of the opposite sex who secrete an abundance of sex chemicals…
Thus, at times I encounter women who just drive me crazy and I can only blame my erection during a mere conversation on those damn pheromones. And by the same token when you just meet some hot jump-off and you court the broad a bit, maybe with a couple of phone calls… But just as soon as you guys are alone, those panties as slipping down and you got her hemmed up in some corner digging her back out! Yup! She might not necessarily be a hoe, yo you could just be kicking out more pheromones than the average nigga… and you attract the women and both you and those females haven’t a clue. You aint that good looking nigga, you just stink with pheromones.
They are a portion of our very being that those of the opposite sex are damn near lusting after; lusting after a scent we can’t even smell. Wow!
So now I ask you, let’s talk about this! When was the last time you’ve experienced this scientific fucking phenomenon… because that’s exactly what it is. And when a person says they are in love with you early, or that they just want you and don’t really understand quite why, just can’t put that finger on it. Or when you think you are such a hot looking hussy, right bitch. Yeah I know all about you, you got that skirt on, with those milky legs, you're walking, no slinking around using your body to arouse men. It might be your femininity doing its job, but just think, it could be simply because you fucking STINK!
LEAVE COMMENT! HOLLA AT ME! You might have met somebody who has a lot of these damn pheromones, like I did and they are driving you to want them all the time. The very dangerous beginnings of really falling for somebody and its all because they stink!